Hey —
The fiddle-leaf is dramatic but fine.
Once a week, when the top inch is dry.
It will drop a leaf to punish you. That's just what it does.
The pothos on the shelf doesn't need much.
Honestly it would outlive us both.
The small one on the windowsill —
I don't know what it is. I've had it four years.
Just keep the soil damp. It likes morning light.
Don't worry about the
The herbs on the balcony are already dead. Not your fault.
There's a watering can under the kitchen sink
but a glass works. a mug works too
Thank you for doing this.
The spare key fits weird — lift and turn.
You'll think it's broken. It's not. Just lift.
p.s. eat whatever's in the fridge. I mean it.